I'm baaaack!

Wow, it's been a while since I posted here... just wanted to let my inexistant readers know that i'm not dead!

and it's unrelated but i'm a bit pissed off that parent's don't understand that if there's a line of people waiting for say, a balloon, then the line IS THERE TO BE EFFIN' RESPECTED! dagnabbit!

children over the age of 5 waiting alone understand that when you want a balloon, you got to get in the line to get it. but adults and older kids... they just bunch up around me! I even had a mom storm off saying to his kids in an irate way "let's go, he doesn't seem to understant" because she had been waiting for 15 minutes for a balloon and that, have she been in line, she would have had it after 5 minutes. the problem is...

she was standing behind me. wtf. clowns have 360° visions, now?